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Dog-Phobic Angela Merkel Let The Dog-Hating Snake In

Posted by addisethiopia on December 21, 2016

…and it has been bitten by the goddamn snake – dogs can truly sense and sometimes even see evil spirits

The Snake

On her way to work one morning

Down the path along side the lake

A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake

His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew

“Poor thing,” she cried, “I’ll take you in and I’ll take care of you”

“Take me in tender woman

Take me in, for heaven’s sake

Take me in, tender woman,” sighed the snake

She wrapped him all cozy in a comforter of silk

And laid him by her fireside with some honey and some milk

She hurried home from work that night and soon as she arrived

She found that pretty snake she’d taken to had bee revived

“Take me in, tender woman

Take me in, for heaven’s sake

Take me in, tender woman,” sighed the snake

She clutched him to her bosom, “You’re so beautiful,” she cried

“But if I hadn’t brought you in by now you might have died”

She stroked his pretty skin again and kissed and held him tight

Instead of saying thanks, the snake gave her a vicious bite

“Take me in, tender woman

Take me in, for heaven’s sake

Take me in, tender woman,” sighed the snake

“I saved you,” cried the woman

“And you’ve bitten me, but why?

You know your bite is poisonous and now I’m going to die”

“Oh shut up, silly woman,” said the reptile with a grin

“You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in

“Take me in, tender woman

Take me in, for heaven’s sake

Take me in, tender woman,” sighed the snake

[Version II]

On her way to work one morning

Down the path along side the lake

A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake

His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew

“Oh well,” she cried, “I’ll take you in and I’ll take care of you”

“Take me in tender woman

Take me in, for heaven’s sake

Take me in, tender woman,” sighed the snake

Now she wrapped him all cozy in a coverture of silk

And then laid him by the fireside with some honey and some milk

Now she hurried home from work that night as soon as she arrived

She found that pretty snake she’d taken to had been revived

“Take me in, oh tender woman

Take me in, for heaven’s sake

Take me in, tender woman,” sighed the snake

She clutched him to her bosom, “You’re so beautiful,” she cried

“But if I hadn’t brought you in, by now you might have died”

Now she stroked his pretty skin again and then kissed and held him tight

But instead of saying thanks, the snake gave her a vicious bite!

“Take me in, oh tender woman

Take me in for heaven’s sake

Take me in, tender woman,” sighed the snake

“Now I saved you,” cried the woman

And you’ve bit me, even why?

And you know your bite is poisonous and now I’m going to die”

“Ah shut up, silly woman,” said that reptile with a grin

“Now you knew darn well I was a snake before you brought me in

Please, take me in, oh tender woman

Take me in, for heaven’s sake

Take me in, tender woman,” sighed the snake, sighed the snake

“Take me in tender woman

“Come on in you pretty snake…

Come on in, yeah, come on in you pretty snake…

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